I bet you won't read this.

If, by some odd chance, you are reading this, please deposit twenty-five dollars or your call will be interrupted, your car stolen, and your face exploded. 


You have ten seconds to comply. 


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You have failed to comply. Prepare to be robbed, carjacked, and blown up in the next forty-eight hours. 


If you have not been robbed, carjacked, and/or blown up after forty-eight hours, please contact the system administrator for further advice. 


Thank you, and have a horrible day. 


Public Service Announcement 204.1