Friday, August 6, 2010

This was going to be about moustaches, but I got sidetracked.

Dear Apple,


First off, I hate you and I hope you die, even though your laptops are okay and your MP3 players are the best. Second, I would like to let you know that "moustache" is a completely correct way of spelling "mustache". The latter is simply the dumbed down version of the former (the correct and original) and only exists because Americans don't want to put in the extra "O". Also, Why is YouTube correct but Facebook not? I mean, seriously.


Love (and by Love I mean Awaiting your Imminent Destruction and Corporate Downfall),
Matt.


P.S. I don't care what anyone says, the iPad looks silly.

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