Sinuses!

Mine are infected.


AWESOME.


No, really, it's awesome. The pressure, the snot, the coughing, the explosion of nasal death. It's great.


AND I get drugs. One pill every four hours, one every six, two in the morning, and two at night. So, if I never slept, that's fourteen pills a day. Plus my anxiety medicine, so fifteen.


Cool, right? Lemme tell you, the real miracle will be if I don't get better. It's like... taking a two-week X-ray to nuke my sinuses. Which... actually.....


Not a bad idea...


Moral of the story: X-rays are dangerous...? Sure.