A sight that will never be forgotten

Imagine a goat, in all its splendorous splendor. Imagine it standing idly in a pen, enjoying his glorious personal space and just loving life.


Now imagine and ugly mass of wool (aka sheep), in all its smelly smelliness. Imagine it being a tool and totally invading the goat's personal space, breaking the barrier of the goat's majestic realm and bumping up against it uncaringly.


Imagine, if you can, the PURE BALLSY FURY that the goat would feel and express after some nasty sub-peon gets all up in his grill.


THIS IS THE SHOWDOWN I WITNESSED.


THIS IS THE MAGLORIOUSJESTIC BATTLE I SAW.


THIS IS THE SIGHT THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.


So the goat, sexy with his horizontal pupils, was just minding his own when some ugly-as-sin sheep decides it wants to bump into him. So the goat just goes crazy, see, and HEADBUTTS the CRAP out of the sheep. BAM! One right to the skull. BAM! Another one. BAM! They lock heads and run each other into the opposite fence. The goat JUMPS up on a table and BAM headbutts the stupid sheep again. The sheep gets the idea and decides to give up but NO, the goat won't have that! He leaps to another table and BAM hits the sheep again, then stands his ground in ethereal splendor.


Standing like a king atop the table, he watches his enemy walk away in shame and defeat. The goat has won. The sheep got its bum handed to it. All is well in the order of things. The kingdom is secure.


Long live the goats!


Moral of the story: respect your fellow goat. If you wish to approach one, treat it like royalty. Try offering food, or maybe your firstborn. It'll respect you.